im gonna be one of those parents that makes their kids go to sleep at 6pm so i can drink scotch in the bath and cry about the mistake ive made
(Source: trilled, via thatwhorenextdoor)
"But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and I feel as if I have hardly slept."
Lemony Snicket (via sinkyourlungs)
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why do girls look so good in over sized sweaters and messy buns but when i do it i look like i stepped out of a meth lab
(Source: mariannesfaithfull, via praecllarus)
i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing
like my fav post on the internet this toad inspired me to write a song about frogs n toads aw
"Du hast alles, man, du hast alles. Aber fick dich, dir fehlt Herz, man. Weißt du überhaupt, was du tust?"
Irgendwer, gestern auf der Straße, nachts. (via zuviel)
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.